Recently a much favoured tupperware sandwich box broke. So did my heart.
Hyperventilating, I went to throw it out.
But instead I wrote this Ode
Ode to the broken Tupperware
Oh piece of plastic, so close to my heart
Sitting on the dish rack sides ripped apart
Sun gleaming through your almost see through shell
Why are you leaving us, what the frigging hell?
You contained bowlfuls of soup like a breeze
Held in all the left over ‘sketti with ease
We used you for morning tea and plentiful snacks
You did it all, no complaint, whines or cracks
But now the hinge that secures you closed
Has eroded and buckled like a cheap garden hose
With a life time guarantee you definitely weren’t cheap
What for? All you’ve guaranteed is me being left in a
nostalgic heap
I see you in pictures of first days of school
Or holding a sandwich for a trip to the pool
Or that time long ago when you carried the cake
On that horrendous ill-fated trip to the lake (don’t ask)
You’ve done good work looking after food for my kids
Been so useful when we’ve lost all the containers with
lids
I salute you and your millions of applications
So stackable and neat, you’re a heaven sent creation
You’ve been with us through the good times and the bad
Well…. you could still be useful, with some
tape or blu-tack
I might just pop you in the cupboard……. right up the back………
You should have been around when I had to get rid of some ripped cot sheets...... hysteria!